Pick the target. Pick the charges. Send it. Two minutes from now it is sitting in their inbox, in writing, from an address of your choosing.
Live demo. Click the tabs to change the style and colour.
No editor. Nothing to design. You are picking from a menu of things they already do.
Type their first name. Every roast you pick gets it dropped in automatically.
Ten secondsSix colours, four styles. Tabloid splash, legal summons, itemised receipt, or a certificate.
No design skillsTap what fits from a library of pre-written lines. Or hit Surprise Me and let us choose.
70+ lines readyChoose your sender address, add up to 3 recipients, pay, and it lands.
Instant deliveryFront page splash. Enormous headline, numbered and public.
Cold, formal, itemised charges. Reads like it came from a lawyer.
Every offence priced up, line by line, with a total they cannot pay.
An award nobody wanted. Suitable for framing, ideally at their desk.
Graded, subject by subject. Every grade is an F.
Cut-out letters. Looks like it was assembled at 3am, because it was.
A clinical assessment of what exactly is wrong with them.
Eleven categories of specific, personal grievance, written to land. Tap the ones that fit. Add your own if you want to draw blood.
The whole problem, itemised.
You are stupid. Properly, genuinely stupid, and the worst part is you have no fucking idea.
+ 9 more in this category
Genuinely infuriating.
You leave people on read for four days then open with "heyy" like you have not been a complete prick about it.
+ 8 more in this category
Hours of other people's lives, gone.
"Five minutes", from your bed, every time. That is not lateness. That is you telling everybody their time is worth nothing.
+ 6 more in this category
A danger to actual people.
You park like a prick and you made your peace with that years ago.
+ 6 more in this category
The confidence is the offensive part.
Forty photos of yourself and you post the one where everybody else looks worst. It gets noticed. It always gets noticed.
+ 6 more in this category
A parasite with a bank app.
Your phone rings the second the bill lands. Every single time. It is a reflex now and it is pathetic.
+ 6 more in this category
Everyone is carrying you.
What you get paid is a joke, because you do not do a single fucking thing all day.
+ 8 more in this category
Grim.
One millilitre of juice left in the carton, back in the fridge, like that is a personality.
+ 7 more in this category
Revoke the aux. Permanently.
You should be barred from the aux and every person in this room would testify to it.
+ 6 more in this category
All mouth.
You talk about the gym roughly nine times more than you attend the gym.
+ 6 more in this category
An act of hostility.
You season food like you are being billed per fucking grain.
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The thing you thought you got away with.
You lied to somebody who would have forgiven the truth, and you did it because lying was easier for you.
+ 9 more in this category
Genuinely terrible at it.
You are not a friend. You are somebody who turns up when there is nothing better on.
+ 8 more in this category
The reason people leave.
What you get paid is an absolute joke, because you do not do one single fucking thing.
+ 10 more in this category
Friends, siblings and coworkers, put in writing. Most of them are still speaking.
"Sent it to my brother about his parking. He did not speak to me for a week. Worth it."
Mia R.
Verified Roast Master
"We itemised our boss on his last day. People were still quoting it at Christmas."
Daniel K.
Verified Roast Master
"Ninety seconds. My housemate is still trying to work out who set it up."
Marcus T.
Verified Roast Master
"The certificate is brutal. My sister put hers on the fridge out of spite."
Priya S.
Verified Roast Master
"I did not have to think of a single insult. They were all already there and all of them landed."
Jordan B.
Verified Roast Master
"Sent one to the group. Three of them bought one back within the hour."
Kenji N.
Verified Roast Master
"Picked five lines about his cooking. He has not cooked for anyone since."
Hannah W.
Verified Roast Master
"You see exactly what lands in their inbox before you pay. That is what sold it."
Aisha M.
Verified Roast Master
"Choosing the address is the best part. Mine came from everyone.hates.you."
Chloe F.
Verified Roast Master
"I am not a funny person. This made me look vicious. That is the whole review."
Yuki H.
Verified Roast Master
"No signup, no account, no faff. Picked it, previewed it, paid, done."
Natalie B.
Verified Roast Master
"The tabloid one in red is genuinely well made. Almost a shame to use it for this."
Sam O.
Verified Roast Master
"Sent to all three siblings at once. The group chat has not recovered and I do not care."
Leila A.
Verified Roast Master
"My partner said it was the funniest thing anyone has ever done to them."
Connor M.
Verified Roast Master
"Added two of my own lines about an inside joke. That was the bit that actually hurt."
Gabriela L.
Verified Roast Master
"Surprise Me picked harder lines than I would have dared. Slightly insulting, honestly."
Amara J.
Verified Roast Master
"Third time using it. It is my go-to birthday move now."
Lucas V.
Verified Roast Master
"The receipt with the running total is the single funniest thing I have seen all year."
Camila R.
Verified Roast Master
"No ads, no upsells, no account. Just the email. Thank you."
Adrian C.
Verified Roast Master
"Sent it to my brother about his parking. He did not speak to me for a week. Worth it."
Mia R.
Verified Roast Master
"We itemised our boss on his last day. People were still quoting it at Christmas."
Daniel K.
Verified Roast Master
"Ninety seconds. My housemate is still trying to work out who set it up."
Marcus T.
Verified Roast Master
"The certificate is brutal. My sister put hers on the fridge out of spite."
Priya S.
Verified Roast Master
"I did not have to think of a single insult. They were all already there and all of them landed."
Jordan B.
Verified Roast Master
"Sent one to the group. Three of them bought one back within the hour."
Kenji N.
Verified Roast Master
"Picked five lines about his cooking. He has not cooked for anyone since."
Hannah W.
Verified Roast Master
"You see exactly what lands in their inbox before you pay. That is what sold it."
Aisha M.
Verified Roast Master
"Choosing the address is the best part. Mine came from everyone.hates.you."
Chloe F.
Verified Roast Master
"I am not a funny person. This made me look vicious. That is the whole review."
Yuki H.
Verified Roast Master
"No signup, no account, no faff. Picked it, previewed it, paid, done."
Natalie B.
Verified Roast Master
"The tabloid one in red is genuinely well made. Almost a shame to use it for this."
Sam O.
Verified Roast Master
"Sent to all three siblings at once. The group chat has not recovered and I do not care."
Leila A.
Verified Roast Master
"My partner said it was the funniest thing anyone has ever done to them."
Connor M.
Verified Roast Master
"Added two of my own lines about an inside joke. That was the bit that actually hurt."
Gabriela L.
Verified Roast Master
"Surprise Me picked harder lines than I would have dared. Slightly insulting, honestly."
Amara J.
Verified Roast Master
"Third time using it. It is my go-to birthday move now."
Lucas V.
Verified Roast Master
"The receipt with the running total is the single funniest thing I have seen all year."
Camila R.
Verified Roast Master
"No ads, no upsells, no account. Just the email. Thank you."
Adrian C.
Verified Roast Master
Building it and previewing it costs nothing. You only pay to pull the trigger.
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We cap every address at 2 emails for life and put a one-click opt-out in every message. This is a joke for people who will laugh, not a way to bother strangers.
"Thousands have already pressed send. It took them two minutes."